Pretend BFF's =)

A good gaggle of girlfriends is, in my humble opinion, vital to a girl's ability to survive (and to allow those around her survive on days when she wants to hurt someone..) ... 

I am so blessed to have some fairly fabulous lady loves who have done more than their fair share to keep me sane. 

I feel like you needed to know that I do indeed have REAL friends before I begin my rant on fake ones.... See... I'm establishing my sanity before the next paragraph begins....

With that cleared up...

I know I've alluded on here to the fact that, in my head, I have a fairly killer posse of BFF's.  Since I am not totally out of touch with reality (yet) I do recognize that, in fact, they do not know I exist and, therefore, I refer to them as my Pretend BFF's =)

Ready? Here they are.... 

My Girl Kate

Does she really need an introduction around here?  I probably ride the line between BFF and stalker.  I mean, I'm probably on a palace watch list or something...

She is so graceful and ladylike and beautiful and OBVIOUSLY in need of my friendship... I mean, I DO throw great baby showers!

Stella McCartney

She is the lovely offspring of this fella:

And I am a mega fan of hers.  She is a crazy talented designer and, in my head, we would hang out in some dingy (but uber cool!) London pub in vintage rock-n-roll t-shirts.  I bet she'd even introduce me to her Uncle Ringo - whom I adore =)

 (It's a good I don't take my illusions too far.... like by dreaming up fake scenarios with people who don't know I'm alive....sigh...)

  I own a Stella bag that I guard like one of my (currently nonexistent) children.

Penelope Garcia

Um. OK... so Penelope is not technically 'real' but this is my fake list of fake BFF's so I figure I can wander as far from reality as I want =)  

I love how she answers the phone and just generally think she's hysterical! I also really want her and Morgan to become a thing because:

Boom. Does it get more precious??

Kim Walker-Smith & Misty Edwards

These women LOVE them some Jesus and have more musical talent that I can even fathom!  They have the kind of voices that give me chilly bumps.

I once saw Kim in person but was too flustered to say anything.... I figured that I'd either cry or faint and, you know, that either of those would really be a great way to kick off our friendship.

Your turn to tell me who needs to be in my fictional BFF posse =) or who is in yours!

aaaaaaand -go.

Big Hair, Reality TV, and A Lacrosse Game... Tie that together =)

Ready for some rapid fire randomness? Wonderful -
because I have loads of it this morning =)

*  I spotted this article on People.com ...

(This is where I tend to get a gratuitous amount of my news. What can I say? I like hard hitting journalism.)

All I could think was - Puh-lease.  

Women south of the Mason Dixon have been onto that trend since the ark landed safely =)

Case in point?

The bigger the hair the closer to God.

Amen?

Amen.

Even our fellas get into the giant hair around here...

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*  THIS is about to make its television debut:

 Now. I have a vice for realtiy TV but this-

THIS.
 Too much.

Please do not judge my fine home state by this one hour of reality TV at its finest...
I didn't even know it was possible to cram that many stereotypes into 60 minutes.

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*  I went to my first lacrosse game this weekend!
I think I may have found the sport that can hold me over in those dark days between football seasons...

(Only 177 days... but whose counting...)

Is there fast game play? Check.
Is there yelling?  Check.
Are there people physically touching other people as part of the game? Check.
I'm in =)
(Side note... They beat the tar out of each other with those net-stick things! I was shocked!)

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* And now I shall leave you with a little southern humor....

Your welcome.

Have such a blessed day!!
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PS - If the blog is a little more quiet the next couple days it is because I get to hold my precious husband hostage to celebrate our anniversary!! We are celebrating a little late but get a few days allllll to ourselves =)